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Unwind 30 Day Challenge: Day 2

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DAY 2: Your favorite character.

STARKEY.

Fuck yeah. I loved this guy since the very beginning, since he vaguely resembled one of my OCs (trigger-happy, fuck-the-world attitude, escape artist extraordinaire). I continued loving him probably for the same reason everyone else hates him. He’s a royal jackass to absolutely everyone, goes above and beyond to make it all about himself, and he’s a complete fanboy for the Akron AWOL. Oh, and everything sets off his temper. Look at him the wrong way? BETTER SHOPLIFT. Neighbors hate him? BETTER STEAL THEIR CAR. Connor doesn’t live up to his fantasy expectations? BETTER MAKE HIS LIFE MISERABLE. On the subject of Conner, he must have thought Starkey was the creepiest person alive. He was always there when something happened, always lending a hand, always chatting away, ALWAYS RIGHT THERE BEHIND CONNOR. I don’t know how he slept at night. I figure it took Connor two weeks to call Starkey out on blowing up houses just because he didn’t want to deal with him anymore. I totally don’t ship them or anything *cough*

Here’s a little confession: When I was reading Starkey chapters and he was about to do something that might end badly (ex. blow up houses, hijack a plane), I would flip through the book to make sure he had more chapters. I figured someone had to die before the book was through, and Starkey was putting more nails in his coffin with every step he took. I really really don’t want him to die. Give him a chance to redeem himself. Connor can’t help the storks, but Starkey could if he’d stop being a psychopath. The absolute only way I’d be alright with him dying was if his sister needed parts and he stepped up to save her. Otherwise, I want my favorite creepy stork to continue being a thorn in everyone’s side forever.

((When I saw Down With Webster two weeks ago, one of their singers was wearing this exact shirt. I couldn’t help think about how it would be perfect for Starkey~))
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